We have now reached the time of year where we subscribe to the idea that if we write down everything we want to change about ourselves in the new year we will accomplish it. We all know this isn't generally true, if there's something you would like to change about yourself you would have most likely accomplished it already. That being said this is more of a fun tradition we (not necessarily me) enjoy repeating. Here are my New Years resolutions, in no particular order mind you...
1.) Stop watching trash TV shows, or at least stop acknowledging that I watch trash TV shows to be respected as an intellectual more :P
2.) Lose 10lbs, well maybe 20lbs, well probably 40lbs, well...
3.) Don't yell at the kids anymore...or teach them to stop provoking me to yell at them, whichever is easiest.
4.) Keep on top of all of my house cleaning, or hire a maid, either way I may have to sell the kids to keep this resolution.
5.) Buy more underwear. This may seem like TMI however my britches are holier than Jesus these days
6.) Don't gossip. Or at least if I am going to gossip make sure it's really good so I don't feel guilty. Jk
7.) Spend more time with my husband.
8.) Wait on having anymore kids for at least a year.
9.) Well 7 and 8 kind of cancel each other out so I'm going to have to nix one...sorry babe ;)
10.) Blog more. Really this is the only time when I semi use the right hemisphere of my brain, and I can't let that go to pot if I'm going to be an eccentric old lady who wears wholly britches and carries stuffed pets around as my friends.
So here's my list. Keep coming back to see how my adventures in underwear buying, house cleaning, working, and losing weight this year turn out...
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You absolutely CRACK ME UP!!!! I love your New Year's resolution list. I had to break down and do a little online shopping at Victoria's Secret just yesterday. It's easy to let the condition of your own panties go when you are so occupied taking care of everyone else. I don't know how you do it, but you're doing a great job! I really think that we need to get together sometime with the kids. Let me know if you'd like to.
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