Death by video game...

I'm blurry eyed and should be sleeping, however I'm writing on my blog. I really need to start crossing things off my to do list tomorrow or I will have to hide from everyone very soon. I think every time I cross something off two more things get added. I've tried delegating some things to my husband but that doesn't really work. I don't think it counts as doing something if I'm yelling at you, handing you the phone, and watching you dial the doctors number to schedule our almost 10 month old daughters 9 month check up! I'm just saying...

Speaking of annoying husbands, mine almost died last night. It was very scary. I was making dinner. Shelby was crawling below me crying. Syd was at ballet. The boys were running wild and my husband was playing video games. All of a sudden without any notice I walked back into the bedroom and started choking him. Well...not really, but in my mind while I stood in the door way and thought "Jake Gyllenhaul would never treat me this way", I did plan a small memorial for him. 

Seriously why does a man need a good woman to figure out woman! Can't he see that I'm tired and maybe video games is not a great freaking decision! Ever! I'm one of those wives who A.) Yells and B.) "Accidently" kicks him in his sleep. I'm just saying if the man is going to sit on his arss while I'm making dinner he deserves a late night karate chop to the back...