I have a hunch...The Duggar parents, you know the ones with the 19 kids who are all home schooled and who live in a giant house that is always clean??? I believe that either these parents secretly have live in nannies OR they never sleep!
I have no idea to otherwise explain how they raise that many children, home school them, clean their house, tape a reality show, and then decide they have enough energy to have more "sexy time" to make more babies!!! Unless they have a serious case of sleep sex disorder I don't see how they do it, literally!
I'm so exhausted at the end of the day I can't even muster the energy to get out of the bed to go pee in the night. I'm seriously contemplating adult diapers to ensure I get more rest. I figure adult diapers will help me with many scenarios. First, I will not have to get out of bed in the middle of the night, second they will send a clear message to my husband that when it's "adult diaper night" it's definitely not "sexy time night", this will all lead to ensuring I don't end up with 19 kids which is basically a win-win in my book.
At the end of the day I tip my hat to the Duggars and their unexplainable energy but it's surely not for me and my non energized, diaper wearing, sleep deprived self.
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